The delegates at the IMF meeting in Vancouver could not agree on various subjects related to cryptocurrencies.
An idea was introduced to have a “universal currency” that would be used in every country, allowing for greater ease of usage.
This idea was heavily attacked, however, by other delegations.
“No new currency should be introduced by the IMF, and the US dollar should be used,” said the delegate of Iceland. “There should be taxes on cryptocurrencies as well, to limit the usage of them.”
The United Kingdom noted several key points related to cryptocurrencies.
“People are going to abuse the technology we have. Remaining stationary is no longer a viable solution. We need to evolve with the times, and if necessary, accept cryptocurrencies as a part of life.”
This statement was immediately combatted by Japan, allied with Iceland.
“Your statement directly counters our cluster of ideas, and why is that?” the delegate passionately said. “It’s because you’re elitist scum who loves to tax people. You can be hypocritical all you want in your taxing habits, but stop opposing our ideas! You don’t care about developing nations, cause you’re the ones who made them developing nations in the first place!”
The UK was not without ally, though, as France came to the defence of their close ally.
“That speech by Japan was like a re-enactment of the movie Godzilla,” the delegate of France opened with to great applause. “So much fury, all directed at one small, innocent country. Don’t forget, your country is going downhill due to underground sushi practices and illegal anime. Don’t blame your problems on us, and support ideas just because they’ll bail you out of the hole you got yourself into.”
Other delegates retained a level head, noting that other delegates had gotten off topic to insult Japan and the UK.
“We need to focus on cryptocurrencies, not whether or not Japan is engaging in odd sushi practices,” said one delegate. “We need to discuss cryptocurrency taxes, and the ethics of banning or adding them globally.”
An idea was introduced to have a “universal currency” that would be used in every country, allowing for greater ease of usage.
This idea was heavily attacked, however, by other delegations.
“No new currency should be introduced by the IMF, and the US dollar should be used,” said the delegate of Iceland. “There should be taxes on cryptocurrencies as well, to limit the usage of them.”
The United Kingdom noted several key points related to cryptocurrencies.
“People are going to abuse the technology we have. Remaining stationary is no longer a viable solution. We need to evolve with the times, and if necessary, accept cryptocurrencies as a part of life.”
This statement was immediately combatted by Japan, allied with Iceland.
“Your statement directly counters our cluster of ideas, and why is that?” the delegate passionately said. “It’s because you’re elitist scum who loves to tax people. You can be hypocritical all you want in your taxing habits, but stop opposing our ideas! You don’t care about developing nations, cause you’re the ones who made them developing nations in the first place!”
The UK was not without ally, though, as France came to the defence of their close ally.
“That speech by Japan was like a re-enactment of the movie Godzilla,” the delegate of France opened with to great applause. “So much fury, all directed at one small, innocent country. Don’t forget, your country is going downhill due to underground sushi practices and illegal anime. Don’t blame your problems on us, and support ideas just because they’ll bail you out of the hole you got yourself into.”
Other delegates retained a level head, noting that other delegates had gotten off topic to insult Japan and the UK.
“We need to focus on cryptocurrencies, not whether or not Japan is engaging in odd sushi practices,” said one delegate. “We need to discuss cryptocurrency taxes, and the ethics of banning or adding them globally.”