NEW YORK, USA–The DISEC committee is currently discussing the use of private
military companies (PMCs) in conflict zones. Inspired by the subcommittees
proposed by UN organs and organizations like ASEAN and IAEA, France, USA, and
Saudi Arabia are seemingly adamant in their drive to create a subcommittee of their
own. However, this proposed subcommittee would have more power than every UN
organs except the UNSC.
The committee has realized that they are currently reliant on PMCs in times of civil
unrest, so France, USA, and Saudi Arabia have proposed a radical new body that
eliminates such dependence. These nations are pushing for a body that oversees a
military body of their own, primarily for the purpose of economic gain. This body is
referred to as the United Nations Peacebreaker Squad (UNPS).
The UNPS will help quell civil unrest similar to our current uses for PMCs, but the
UNPS will also be accepting contracts from international conglomerates to help fund
other UN programs. For example, in order to build the 300-foot statue of Secretary General Ban Ki Moon by 2020, the monetary gain from the UNPS is still necessary.
USA justifies the future atrocities committed by the UNPS by asserting the fact these atrocities are inevitable, regardless of who commits them. “PMCs are a problem. They are taking over our reliance on our military and we need to assert our dominance. The media continuously pressures Academi (FKA Blackwater) only for killing 14 citizens in 2009, even though they were eventually going to die anyway. Ultimately, having a mercenary UN organization of our own will ensure the future prosperity of the part of the international community that matters.”
military companies (PMCs) in conflict zones. Inspired by the subcommittees
proposed by UN organs and organizations like ASEAN and IAEA, France, USA, and
Saudi Arabia are seemingly adamant in their drive to create a subcommittee of their
own. However, this proposed subcommittee would have more power than every UN
organs except the UNSC.
The committee has realized that they are currently reliant on PMCs in times of civil
unrest, so France, USA, and Saudi Arabia have proposed a radical new body that
eliminates such dependence. These nations are pushing for a body that oversees a
military body of their own, primarily for the purpose of economic gain. This body is
referred to as the United Nations Peacebreaker Squad (UNPS).
The UNPS will help quell civil unrest similar to our current uses for PMCs, but the
UNPS will also be accepting contracts from international conglomerates to help fund
other UN programs. For example, in order to build the 300-foot statue of Secretary General Ban Ki Moon by 2020, the monetary gain from the UNPS is still necessary.
USA justifies the future atrocities committed by the UNPS by asserting the fact these atrocities are inevitable, regardless of who commits them. “PMCs are a problem. They are taking over our reliance on our military and we need to assert our dominance. The media continuously pressures Academi (FKA Blackwater) only for killing 14 citizens in 2009, even though they were eventually going to die anyway. Ultimately, having a mercenary UN organization of our own will ensure the future prosperity of the part of the international community that matters.”