A THIN AMERICA – The International Atomic Energy Agency’s indecisiveness has resulted in a surprising
health benefit. Though nuclear energy has long been discussed as an energy alternative to fossil fuels,
the International Atomic Energy Agency’s countries have yet to calm tensions enough to reach a
decision. The public, having spent years on the expectation of having a reliable energy alternative by this
point, has used up all the fossil fuel resources in the world. After the pandemonium calmed and while
nuclear energy research and safety regulations continue to stagnate, the ever resourceful humans have
Macgyvered multiple solutions. Out of necessity, transportation has returned to bipedal ambulation, as
well as any other manually powered vehicles such as bicycles or shopping carts. The result, however
fantastical it may seem? As New Zealand claimed, dreams will come true: a dramatic decrease in
America’s obesity statistics.
LAS VEGAS – The International Atomic Energy Agency has finally reached a consensus on the incentives
for funding the building of safe nuclear reactors.
“When you think of it, it makes no sense to offer incentives for the construction of dangerous nuclear
reactors.” Explained a delegate. “Instead, we have decided to create time shares!” Another proud
delegate introduced their collection of ideas on paper. Countries will be taking turns using the limited
number of safe nuclear reactors.
“We’ve decided that simple really is best. Sign up is also on paper. Whoever is using the reactors at the
time is responsible foir the regulations and are welcome to set their own safety rules. With personalized
safety regulations, countries accept responsibility for any damage caused to their people, and IAEA can
finally cease their hawk-like attention on nuclear affairs internationally.”
Though several attempts were made at pointing out the prolific history of failed time share plans, the
dream has rooted itself firmly in the IAEA and could not be denied.
health benefit. Though nuclear energy has long been discussed as an energy alternative to fossil fuels,
the International Atomic Energy Agency’s countries have yet to calm tensions enough to reach a
decision. The public, having spent years on the expectation of having a reliable energy alternative by this
point, has used up all the fossil fuel resources in the world. After the pandemonium calmed and while
nuclear energy research and safety regulations continue to stagnate, the ever resourceful humans have
Macgyvered multiple solutions. Out of necessity, transportation has returned to bipedal ambulation, as
well as any other manually powered vehicles such as bicycles or shopping carts. The result, however
fantastical it may seem? As New Zealand claimed, dreams will come true: a dramatic decrease in
America’s obesity statistics.
LAS VEGAS – The International Atomic Energy Agency has finally reached a consensus on the incentives
for funding the building of safe nuclear reactors.
“When you think of it, it makes no sense to offer incentives for the construction of dangerous nuclear
reactors.” Explained a delegate. “Instead, we have decided to create time shares!” Another proud
delegate introduced their collection of ideas on paper. Countries will be taking turns using the limited
number of safe nuclear reactors.
“We’ve decided that simple really is best. Sign up is also on paper. Whoever is using the reactors at the
time is responsible foir the regulations and are welcome to set their own safety rules. With personalized
safety regulations, countries accept responsibility for any damage caused to their people, and IAEA can
finally cease their hawk-like attention on nuclear affairs internationally.”
Though several attempts were made at pointing out the prolific history of failed time share plans, the
dream has rooted itself firmly in the IAEA and could not be denied.