GENEVA, SWITZERLAND–Amidst the overarching issue of childbearing women’s access to water in developing countries, delegates are discussing the need to improve infrastructure.
There is an obvious correlation between infrastructure and healthcare accessibility. However, the delegation of Chile brought up the point of education. “In regards to infrastructure, many people in developing nations are not educated enough to use any infrastructure built, so that is something to take into consideration.”
In low literacy rate countries such as South Sudan, Mali, and Afghanistan, there have been numerous reports of roads being misused.
“I go to the road. It is my road. I like to paint the pretty pictures on the road because it makes me happy, but I have to tell cars to go away.” exclaimed Inuwaka, a Somali child soldier renowned for carving intricate images into roads across the nation.
Many nations see people like Inuwaka as nuisances that need to be silenced.
“Although aspiring artists like Inuwaka help motivate others to follow their dreams, roads must be used for their designated purpose. So, we need to inform people what roads are for,” affirms the Chilean delegation.
China has proposed a progressive road education program called RoadWorks, which can be easily implemented if countries reallocate their natural disaster relief fund.
“RoadWorks is the key to improving childbearing women’s access to water in developing countries. Nations realize they cannot continuously repair the damage done by degenerates like Inuwaka. Because we are going to negotiate with natural disasters anyway, reallocating funds towards educating people about roads is the most logical thing to do. When people step onto the road, we need to make sure they don’t end up trying to eat the pavement.”
In support of China, the Russian Federation affirms there is already a comprehensive plan detailing the RoadWorks curriculum and the distribution of the program.
Unfortunately, RoadWorks marketers have run into a few problems in areas with high crime rates. One particular marketer was mugged in Lagos, Nigeria after posing the question: “Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, the RoadWorks program?”
There is an obvious correlation between infrastructure and healthcare accessibility. However, the delegation of Chile brought up the point of education. “In regards to infrastructure, many people in developing nations are not educated enough to use any infrastructure built, so that is something to take into consideration.”
In low literacy rate countries such as South Sudan, Mali, and Afghanistan, there have been numerous reports of roads being misused.
“I go to the road. It is my road. I like to paint the pretty pictures on the road because it makes me happy, but I have to tell cars to go away.” exclaimed Inuwaka, a Somali child soldier renowned for carving intricate images into roads across the nation.
Many nations see people like Inuwaka as nuisances that need to be silenced.
“Although aspiring artists like Inuwaka help motivate others to follow their dreams, roads must be used for their designated purpose. So, we need to inform people what roads are for,” affirms the Chilean delegation.
China has proposed a progressive road education program called RoadWorks, which can be easily implemented if countries reallocate their natural disaster relief fund.
“RoadWorks is the key to improving childbearing women’s access to water in developing countries. Nations realize they cannot continuously repair the damage done by degenerates like Inuwaka. Because we are going to negotiate with natural disasters anyway, reallocating funds towards educating people about roads is the most logical thing to do. When people step onto the road, we need to make sure they don’t end up trying to eat the pavement.”
In support of China, the Russian Federation affirms there is already a comprehensive plan detailing the RoadWorks curriculum and the distribution of the program.
Unfortunately, RoadWorks marketers have run into a few problems in areas with high crime rates. One particular marketer was mugged in Lagos, Nigeria after posing the question: “Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, the RoadWorks program?”