In a shocking turn of events, the Associated Southeast Asian Nations turn their attention towards the “internationally relevant” topic of potatoes. It is unclear whether the discussion was a complex metaphor or was simply to fill time, but either way, delegates were more passionate than ever as they brainstormed ways to incorporate potatoes into their cultural projects.
“Loaded potatoes are not just potatoes…” said the delegate from Singapore, referencing how onions, cheese, sour cream, and other varying ingredients showed how a series of different components created a delicious whole. “[Potatoes] have a lot of variety and a lot of potential in our community.”
“Potatoes are love, potatoes are life,” said Indonesia, who was backed by Thailand. “Potatoes are very versatile, and are a great example of the flexibility that ASEAN should have,” said Malaysia, in an attempt to relate the topic back to the cause for the United Nation committee’s conception.
The Lao People’s Democratic Republic added that “potatoes will be able to spread a common interest across the community,” a sentiment that was echoed by Malaysia. “Poutine dispensaries will further encourage the interconnection between countries,” said Malaysia, encouraging collaboration between Canada.
The committee finally agreed that an international cultural program called the International Potato Corp would greatly help in ensuring that “all countries have access to potatoes” so that they can use them to foster understanding between populations. By sharing a common ground and a common passion, the Associated Southeast Asian Nations sought to create a tool with which to create further solutions.
“Loaded potatoes are not just potatoes…” said the delegate from Singapore, referencing how onions, cheese, sour cream, and other varying ingredients showed how a series of different components created a delicious whole. “[Potatoes] have a lot of variety and a lot of potential in our community.”
“Potatoes are love, potatoes are life,” said Indonesia, who was backed by Thailand. “Potatoes are very versatile, and are a great example of the flexibility that ASEAN should have,” said Malaysia, in an attempt to relate the topic back to the cause for the United Nation committee’s conception.
The Lao People’s Democratic Republic added that “potatoes will be able to spread a common interest across the community,” a sentiment that was echoed by Malaysia. “Poutine dispensaries will further encourage the interconnection between countries,” said Malaysia, encouraging collaboration between Canada.
The committee finally agreed that an international cultural program called the International Potato Corp would greatly help in ensuring that “all countries have access to potatoes” so that they can use them to foster understanding between populations. By sharing a common ground and a common passion, the Associated Southeast Asian Nations sought to create a tool with which to create further solutions.